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Soak the boar in 200 kg yourself, which is better? My grandfather taught me to shock them, take a stick, a nail and a phase in the head. The pig falls, then the knife and it does not come to itself, death is quite quick.

But in this way I beat 100 kg of pigs, will it give me a double option?

Suggest your proven ways.
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of course there was smoke
cold smoked pig-))))
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Yes, there is fat, there is a shell !!))) Dumb to get out, run away again, then you won’t catch, the smoke was of course a full hostel, but it drove out all the mosquitoes and flies, there were clouds ...
But seriously ... But Che did not get out of the "apartment" ??? My grandmother told me that under the Germans they grinned so that the skin was not torn off. (They then obligated to tear off and surrender skins to the needs of the army. And what fat without skin !!!)))). Are you hiding this ?? It’s a fire hazard ... Yes, and it’s not convenient ... And then wash - stomp on this "chacha" ...
On the 7th I’m leaving for Odessa ...))) I’ll drop by the way, since this is it ..))) What is it worth to take?)))) To grab a skewer, or is there?
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it’s not so terrible, it’s just shaggy and toothy, but there’s 150 kilograms ...

The fried meat doesn't seem to stink
. But his skin was just a scribe, it's a shell !!! Already wanted to cut a chainsaw. xaxa

And even better to the railroad, there is 25 kV, although you may have 3 kV, but still enough. There will be barbecue right away.
20,000 volts will not kill a person at a current of 0.01

Will kill !!! With this current, 20 kilovolts will be killed unambiguously. For this voltage, the current is colossal!
And leave the whole village without light !!! ... Or even worse ... "Almost short" between the phases will give a sickly skew."Earth" may not cope (or even burn out), and then in one phase, instead of 220, wild tension will go !! Goodbye refrigerators and everything, at that moment, turned on ...))))))
And here is 220 Volts and 50 Amps

You forgot that the ultimate goal is to keep the meat ...))))
50 amperes at 220 volts .... This will only be the coals ...)))) ... Not even a barbecue !!!)))
And the resistance of the boar carcass will never draw 50 amperes! It’s not so small ...
P.S. 0.5 A mpera at 220 volts for a person is considered to be measuring ...
Often I encounter a lack of understanding by people of such simple things as current and voltage ... Current is what flows! I always advise you to compare the current with water for clarity. Voltage is the flow rate, current is the cross section of the channel (pipe).
That is why the voltage IS BEATING (direct a jet from Karcher into yourself !!! It will hurt because voltage jet speed is very high! But you won’t kill !!! Because current strength the amount of water is too scanty. And imagine that, at the same speed, even one liter of water will fly into your chest, for example ??? This is death! You will break the chest!
Although, even 10 liters poured on you from a bucket, you will not do much harm. (Current of the welding machine at low voltage, by analogy).
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Well, I can take it to the transformer, Tama 380V xaxa
PHASE ON FOOT AND PHASE IN HEAD.

In short, Dmitry ... Only three-phased !!! )))))) ... Gee ...
It is not the magnitude of the voltage that kills an animal; 20,000 volts will not kill a person at a current of 0.01 amperes. Hisses, scares and lets go. But 220 Volts and 50 Amps - here you can’t get out. Inside the body, along the path of the current, all liquid substances immediately boil from the current strength and turn into steam or begin to burn out. This is the cause of death.
First, check how many amperes there are fuses in the 220 network from which you were going to bang it. If there are weak ones at 20 amperes, then remove the fuses and set up reliable BUCKS with a diameter of 2 mm for the duration of your slaughter. First, wrap a bare wire around his left leg that will be zero. And then stick a PHASE in his head. Weak thermal fuses will immediately knock out and will not kill a boar. The most reliable option is the phase on the leg and the phase in the head. But then look yourself do not appear as a hog.
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and you’re stronger on the wall, and from dispersing your forehead ... otherwise your comments have already fed everyone
Find more voltage so that you can “go away” with the boar.
But in general ... Many effective ways ...
You can, for example, when the boar in the bath will be washed, throw the included hairdryer there! (I saw in the cinema - right away, such Bengal lights will fly out of the water, and he will go crazy. The RCD will not work for sure!)
Or lure him to ride a boat and push him into the river with crocodiles ...
You can still fill up all the neighbors brutally, and toss a boar into the cage with a gun ... Then they will shoot him ... (For complete fraud, first run him into the neighboring garden, and so they kicked him out with drums - then he supposedly has a stopudovy motive and will not be smeared)))
And better - RCD! )))) .....
Dmitry, if you are electricity, then do not forget to protect against short-circuit ...
Can do this?

Only the pig on the neck is the other end of the wire, not the ground. At the same time, Maleho smoked.
run from boar
They didn’t let us sleep, neighing all night, imagining how a wild boar with a bayonet in a hoof drives a master all over the village! xaxa
Yes, and even the head must be rested, otherwise it springs on the spine
A weak homemade stir up? smile
And if he makes a hole under the head from the corral, he will stick it out like a head, I’m giving him a sledgehammer

I remembered ...
There was such a newspaper, Trud. And in it was the column "Last column". There were printed "jokes" and, of course, some kind of caricature ...
So, there was a picture in which all the fishermen are sitting with fishing rods, and one came with an alarm clock and a hammer. Everything is at a loss, and he set an alarm on the shore and explains: “The fish will look out of the water to see what time it is, I’ll bale her head with a hammer, and she is mine!” ...
Petrosian humor was in fashion then)))))
Dmitry You at least send a piece of fat-)))
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Yes, and even the head must be rested, otherwise it springs on the spine
Not sure...
I didn’t try a boar with a sledgehammer, but my brother’s neighbor put a sledgehammer on my forehead four times ... Until I ran out, pulled out a sledgehammer and cut between the horns (it became a pity for the animal), the bull was yelling, but did not even fall ...
Then, when they were already refreshing, they saw that the frontal bone was not broken! And a sledgehammer on a long handle and heavy! And the swing was "from the heart" ... A concrete block, or a border from one such blow would have scattered into the spray ... True and the "goby" - under a ton of weight)))
(A neighbor is a migrant from Russia (urban). He came to the Belarusian village to live!))). Oh, we have seen a lot of "miracles" ...))). The man did not really know how to, but BATTED FOR EVERYTHING without fear ...
... And the boar also depreciates fat ... On the forehead, though, it’s not enough, but still ... (And the crown of his head, like that of a bull, can’t be pierced for the same reason)
By the way, it is very possible that after the bayonet Dimon will run FROM the boar, and not behind him xaxa
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These crocodiles, by the way, only pigs, the boar is more athletic
I’m giving him a sledgehammer with all the foolishness
Kuma, once again you put a sledgehammer in my lobeshnik, I won’t hold the bull! smile
and you will run after this boar
A friend told me, invited a friend to bring down a boar, both of them had never even seen the procedure! As it should be taken for courage, shmalnuli from a gun, with a screech, the boar broke through the board wall and disappeared! They didn’t find it ... Vooot, but in the spring they began to rake the dunghill, they found it! xaxa
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And if he makes a hole under the head from the corral, he will stick it out like a head, will I break him with a sledgehammer in the forehead with all the dope?
In short, I summarize:
You, Dmitry, need to bring the boar to a clean field (so as not to break the partitions), call the policeman with “Makarov” just in case, and put your palm on it from above (always on the left) and insert a bayonet from the “mosquito” through it with your palm tied to it with a wire with a phase!
So surely ...
Well, that means I lied Aibolit ...
Do you remember how in that joke about the grandmother who hired the boys to kill the boar?
-Well, you guys killed?
- They didn’t kill you, but *** they gave it specifically! Already that health that was - will not be!
About 15-20 years ago, a bull was beaten in a slaughterhouse, he smashed a fence and fled. He didn’t let anyone in. Two clips in it the district with PM thrust, then only fell.
measure the width of the palm and pierce (he has a bayonet from Mosinka) in the middle of the palm
Okay, hurt? xaxa
I remembered how in “Farewell of the Slav” the boar’s Morimans killed-))))
I beat "classically" (also the grandfather taught). When lying on your side, you lift up that front paw, which is below, draw a “perpendicular” from its bottom to the sternum, and prick in the center of this segment towards the spine (so that the knife goes “to the center of the boar”))). So - in the atrium! Cramps immediately ... But you need to quickly cut off your head !!!
And it’s better to slightly tilt the knife down (the handle to the head) Then - into the ventricle. Dies for a long, long time. But all the blood is pumped by the heart through the incision into the internal cavity and there it is sintered into a clot. Lard and meat are very clean. There is no need to rush.Then, when you open the sternum, you just choose the blood in the basin ....
... Ehh, a bloodsucker ... I have not tried homemade for a long time ...)))
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And here it is, she literally wallows for 5-10 seconds, and then she gets up and runs. Somehow I got it, she didn’t take it at all! I fry it, it falls, a second and it costs. And what is, it is not clear, it seems that the earth was wet.

Although I do not know, they write, it is necessary to beat in the region of the heart with electric shock, and I’m in the head.

On farms, an adaptive one is beaten, which gives a lot of amperes. But they do not suppress a large current, but they hammer it, it does not get up anymore.
He said on the left. By the way, he used to cut exactly, as you described above, cut an artery. But with a puncture there is no blood. In short, it said better.
My grandfather used to cut a huge two-year-old wild boar, opening the artery around his neck with a thin knife. (He had such a sharpened to a width of less than a centimeter. The wild boar just shrieked a little, and then went on digging something with his nose in the ground. And his grandfather had already put down the knife and was collecting blood in a basin.))))
But he has been on the collective farm lately (when he was already old) for 15 years he has been talking "the chief surgeon")))). (I was joking so much. Actually - a killer at a pig farm))). Killing several each day, he gained enormous experience ... And to get through the layers of fat into the thin artery is already aerobatics ...
It should work, Dmitry ... The fact is that pigs have a different body resistance, and those currents and voltages that are not yet human are deadly for her. (A long time ago, the vet told me so). That is, if you hadn’t soaked the ingot with a feather, it wouldn’t have caught up early, it turns out ...
And why on the left? Heart in the middle ...
Depends on the size of the boar. Well, such an experiment. + - a couple of centimeters - and you will run after this boar, catch a bayonet from a mosquito. laugh1
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no such experience (Doubtful.
Today, one friend told his own way. On the back, between the shoulder blades from the left shoulder blade, measure the width of the palm and pierce (he has a bayonet from Mosinka) in the middle of the palm. Says guaranteed you get into the heart and in a minute the boar falls.

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