-Soldiers get up! Combat alert! After 45 seconds with weapons for loading!
I still remember these training lights-up, the sergeants drove us in the training just to the point of turning blue. I do not know how it is now, but in my time, everyone who served in the army went through this. My personal best is 17 seconds. Think in vain drove? No, not in vain. Once it saved me ...
I still remember these training lights-up, the sergeants drove us in the training just to the point of turning blue. I do not know how it is now, but in my time, everyone who served in the army went through this. My personal best is 17 seconds. Think in vain drove? No, not in vain. Once it saved me ...
And I remembered about my military service for a reason.
Many different people come and come to me. On many matters and questions Neighbors, friends, acquaintances, and even completely strangers. Of course, because I’m a very necessary guy in the village - a telemaster (or rather, TELESPUTNIK, so they call me here). But I am not offended by this. This work. I take offense at another. The fact that many people do not want or cannot wait a minute until I come and open the gate. Click on the bell - and while I run to the gate - there is already nobody. I specifically detected that for more than 40 seconds no one lingers, they run away, as if they were burning in one place. And for thirty years now, if not in the army, I can’t quickly get dressed and leave in 17 seconds. And it’s not very hot here even in the summer to run naked outside.
In order to somehow detain people near my gate and I came up with such a thing. Many probably even saw such a toy - electronic a parrot. You tell him a phrase, and he repeats it. Cool, however. Such "talking" boards, made on the ISD1820 chip, I saw on sale on aliexpress.
I somehow found such a board from a Chinese talking toy, soldered my speaker, battery to it and attached it to the wall the garageat the gate.
Long chose the button for this call. I found a powerful one, at 10 Amperes, with silver contacts from some Soviet communications equipment. Such that for a long time, so that it works in the rain and under the snow, is vandal resistant, so as not to tear it off, and not to unscrew it. He sealed all the wires with hot glue and attached a button to the garage wall with an iron bracket with screws.
I found a circle from a stainless steel teapot, the speaker hid it. The speaker is also not simple, but with a rubber diffuser so that it does not rot due to dampness. The label was pasted by the CALL. For the most attentive.
Now, after pressing the button, a call rings at my house, and the guest listens to the greeting recorded in my voice for 20 seconds:
"Hello! Thank you for stopping by! I am very glad to hear from you. Now I will drop all my business, get dressed and quickly - I will run quickly to open the gate for you. Wait a minute, please!"
It works flawlessly. Some of them take half a minute, someone falls into a stupor for a whole minute, everyone looks around, looking for where I hid there. Some even answer, greet with a gate. And I have time to see who came, get dressed and calmly go to the gate. Like this.