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Questions are written in two ways, but the specialist will understand. It is necessary for the competition)


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Yes, a friend participated in the competition, in a shopping center or something like that ... also laughed with questions. As a result, took third place, gave 2000 UAH, the first was 5k
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R555,
I especially remembered how I commissioned that my home-made television transmitter. The suitability verdict was handed down by the local shortwave. And the young musarka is in the commission (she hinted to marry me). And then a Ukrainian girl was waiting for me in the city. I rejected the cop then I didn’t even feel xaxa I know their jokes ... He’s planted if you do not marry. He arrived in Voronezh and on the second day was already at a Ukrainian party. But her dad is strict. Colonel at our aviation school. Failed to get married.
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Dmitrij,
I remembered how I traveled by train to the Ryazan region, we mounted a television studio there on the basis of my homemade transmitter. My work was then paid very solidly. Customer Minatom. We equipped the sanatorium for children so that children can watch cartoons after tuberculosis. By the way, the children of officials who had not had tuberculosis at all had a rest there. So, that sanatorium had its own forwarders who traveled around the surrounding villages and bought fresh flesh, eggs, milk from the population ... I saw the real sour cream for the last time. You stick a spoon and it stands in a glass ...

In short, I passed my work, I'm going home on the train tired, but in a good mood. I wanted to go to the toilet.Just sat on a point, the conductor began to beat the door with her fist. Yelling, man, what are you doing masturbation there? Then a woman wants to use the toilet. Well, of course, I went out, gave way to a woman, since she was impatient.

We drive to our hometown, I decided to still visit the toilet. Just sat down, again this conductor began to beat at the door. Man, we drive up to the city, stop shit! xaxa xaxa xaxa


I almost killed her then. When he got out of the train, he did not even say goodbye to her. That's the flush toilet.

PS For a long time I did not go on trains, maybe everything has changed for the better in them?
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Pronin,
I had a similar situation in the old apartment. My pipes began to buzz, so my neighbors called me to the assembly for the assembly. And in the house where I live now, there were cases of such farting, but very rarely, and took place spontaneously. But here most of the pipes are plastic and the water is better, although the old apartment is less than a kilometer away.
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... because faucets with ceramic and teflon gaskets do not buzz

It looks like a product advertisement. From my experience I will say. Last year (or the year before last), a hot water tap buzzed. With ceramic inserts, but old construction. Well, I think I’ll look in stores for replacing ceramic inserts ... The mixer is an old design from the cheapest. And nowhere is there. So he began to buzz sales even when closed. They must be opened again, and immediately closed. And after some time it may again buzz. The neighbors (below?) Wrote on a piece of paper - "Have a conscience, etc." above the door. Toda went to the boutiques and bought a new faucet ... Our hot water is dirty with impurities ...
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Firstly, it is not clear for whom, for what object and for what purpose questions have been drawn up.
Secondly, they are composed vaguely.
Thirdly, the answers were invented as some kind of jokes for KVN.
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There is a lot of funny here. Starting with "emergency calls" and "Working with new strangers" (Like, there is also working with old strangers ")))). Without a comma, the meaning is exactly that, but I can’t understand how strangers can be" new and old. "))))) Well they are unfamiliar.

Korolev,
Korolev, what are you laughing at? It’s clearly said right there that it’s not a “druck”, but a “druck” ... The Drukspuler is placed where the bach wasaboutK. And the dryukshpuler - where the bacheK.))) That is, it allows you to get rid of some bachekov ... (Apparently, so as not to get frustrated with them ... xaxa )

And I really liked the construction of the proposals ...
"Why is the crane buzzing?" - "Because, close and it will stop buzzing!". xaxa There - the valve !!!!

Dmitrij,
Is this serious, or is someone kidding? ... Here it seems that this questionnaire was illiterate, who was entrusted with this task, and he, opening a "smart book", began to take information from there and present it in the form of a "question-answer". .. And it turned out - according to the degree of his literacy ...
Like, for a school theme quiz, a child did ...
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Flushing systems (dratkshpyuler) for hanging and floor-mounted toilet bowls without storage tank
xaxa

And what's funny? )))
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Flushing systems (dratkshpyuler) for hanging and floor-mounted toilet bowls without storage tank
xaxa

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